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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Via Waxy, this page is the first thing in a while that has made me uncontrollably laugh out loud (never safe at work). Even better, here is Chuck's response.

It is much more fun to read silly things about Chuck Norris than to express woe and regret over the fact that a racist, sexist, unethical, far-right extremist (from New Jersey!) is about to be appointed to what was formerly known as the 'swing seat' on the Supreme Court. Women, kiss your uterus goodbye: thanks to Sam, Nino, and Clarence, it will soon be property of the US of A. Did you see that crap from his opening statement yesterday? "Back in college, I saw a lot of priveleged people acting irresponsibly" or something like that. Translation: I'm still pissed becaused I wasn't ever invited to the parties where they were smoking pot and burning bras, and I can't wait until I have the opportunity to take it out on the American people.

posted January 10, 2006 | permalink |